Happy B'day TING LEE PING!!!!

today, we celebrated joyce's bday at SIDEWALK. we can't write much in this post because if we do, we will end up dissing people. here are some pics:

the cake...oreo cheese or sumthing

pic of the week!!

once again......HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOYCE!! we had a lot of fun!!

P/S: thanks for the cake. it was awesome!!

7.9.2008 - 10.9.2008

Wednesday:

Team BB+liew ming and wannabe BB abdullah(a.k.a. chhachor) and the beijing fuckers from the house went to play futsal. the original plan was for BB to play against the yellow guys, but unfortunately, yellow fucker milton still has an ankle injury. therefore we had to play in mixed teams with the chinese dudes! the teams were as follows:

The house team: Tausif (respect), Angelo(respect), alex, kenneth and liew ming(respect) minus lim

Hostel team: Hasan(respect), Chirath(respect), Samiur(zero to moderate respect), lim and abdullah(we don't show respect to pervs)

writer's comment: notice how we mentioned the names of the brown brothers with their names starting with capital letters......sorry beijing fuckers but that's how it works!

the scoreline for the nite.... House minus lim: 13 - 5 :Hostel plus lim (pathetic ain't it??)
maybe the secret for our thumping victory was shaveen as our team manager and the fact that faggy(lim) wasn't on our team. (no offence michelle)

we couldn't take any pictures during the match coz we were too busy whooping the hostel ppls' asses! we took some pics after the match though.

house team minus hasan

sad hostel fuckers other than hasan (sorry chirath....we can't say anything bad abt hasan. that's coz the IQ of all the other ppl in the hostel still doesn't add up to hasan's. Mainly coz abdullah contributes ZERO!!!)

Random shit that happened during the week:

The brown brothers (EXTREME RESPECT)

the wannabe brown (he definitely can't be a brother even though he's brown. that's coz he's too stupid. chirath is an exception)

writer's comment: abdullah.....if u stop ur pedofilic fantasies, we might take u in one day........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

BB shaveen and tausif getting their hair cut (notice how shaveen is enjoying his hair cut by a faggot barber......and BB tausif just got his hair cut to impress someone!!!)



BB Chira th enjoying the same thing which he has been having for lunch for the past 3 months! CHICKEN RENDANG to him is wat showering is to us. we can't live without it! how pathetic!!



joyce TRYING to put on contacts (notice how we emphasized on the word 'trying.') in the end, to our surprise (with a hint of sarcasm) she was unable to put them in her freakishly small eyes.



stupid awards ceremony. BB tausif and BB angelo didn't get certificates for volunteering in the opening ceremony!

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED ON THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

Lets start off with some shit from the past ( thursday) , one of our own got hooked. Yeah u faggots never saw that comin rite........

writer's comment: i'm jst kiddin

since ur stupidity is not my fault, u wont get the writer's comment above.

k back to seriousness..........as i was sayin, one of our own got hooked, we wont mention names for his and her safety. But we fired him from his post at BB HQ and hired Hasan <<(temporarily).Refer to the picture below to c the new couple.

writer's demand: HEY ASSHOLE!!!!! , YEAH THE HOOKED UP ONE. U OWE US A MEGA TREAT.

writer's/reader's request: well hope u dont break up, cos we cant realy find a replacement rite now. so hang in there. (thats for both of u)

Angelo's birthday!!!!!!!!!! ( THIS IS STILL SHIT FROM THE PAST) [ This was yesterday]

Our brother angelo celebrated his 20th birthday yesterday, to make the occasion unforgatble we beat him up and froze his nuts for him ( bb sources say he got only 1, not confirmed though) . We also cracked the the ice on his balls. Pictures below will explain everything........

After all that nut cracking, we celebrated the birthday at blah blah blah

writer's comment: yeah i know...........blah blah blah is actualy a hangout joint.

Again.....please refer to pictures below for more detail.

BB angelo would like to thank every1 who wished him.... the rest of u can fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

writer's comment: angelo didnt say that... i did.

Finaly somethin that happend today

Since all celebrations need a closing ceremony, we gave angelo a special one. Angelo woke up to a fire cracker lit up in his room. we tried to place four of em on the windows but since the owner of the house was around, we took the party indoors. and yeah it did work. The fucked up basturd was freaked out when he woke up........."sad" (just like he would say it)....... Dw he is alive, we didnt kill him...it was just a wake up blast.

ermm.......ermmmm

fuck!!!!!!........ i ran out of shit to write about.........

oh hold up.....one more thing...



Nicky's Birthday

BB (minus one... the new guy we hired) went to Top spot to celebrate nicky's b'day. Lets the pictures do the talking.....(again, ur stupidity.............the picture will show u wot happend...faggots!!!!)

team BB with nicky

Thanks for inviting us (thanks kitty for inviting us)


writer's notice: according to bb sources, we got some new shit happenin, which will be mentioned in future posts.