Sunday, August 31, 2008

a regular sunday

today Team BB minus shaveen played futsal against bangali mangalis. this particular match did not include any yellow people......therefore it was more interesting.

writer's comment: no offence beijing fuckers but today's match was a brown brother thing

there were about 10-15 bangali mangalis there today.....some young, some old, some really old and some retarded ppl.











guess who's the retard in this picture! i don't want to mention any names but i'll give u a hint....he is standing in the middle!



all bengali brothers (RESPECT)



BB hasan acquired this injury during the match. he was pushed from behind by another mangali bangali brother!! tsk tsk!


later on Team BB plus kenneth went to watch a movie....BABYLON AD. All we can say abt the movie is that it was fucking confusing.


dayana th acting like a retard as usual


Team BB plus kenneth


afterwards team BB headed to their second home (mcD). At one point BB kasun wanted to go to 7 eleven but he was afraid to go alone......team BB found out later why he was afraid to go. According to BB sources, BB kasun had an awkward incident with a taxi driver bak in abu dhabi........after that, whenever he wants to go out alone, 3 words pop up in his head: SEEDHA, JAYEGA, and JALDI. when he is reminded of these 3 words, he can't find the courage in him to go out alone.




Saturday, August 30, 2008

boooring saturday!!!

unfortunately......none of us went clubbing tonite. One of the main reasons not to go was that no one felt like it (except BB angelo and BB chirath who never seem to get tired of it), another reason was that team BB plus liew ming plus milton minus BB shaveen went to watch the merdeka celebrations. Well, their intention was to watch merdeka celabration fireworks but the idiots were at the riverside while all the fireworks and everything was happening somewhere else.....what a bunch of idiots!!! Team BB just ended up chilling at the riverside like a bunch of jobless fuckers!











looking stoned as usual!



we saw this in at one of the banks on the way to riverside. BB angelo and BB tausif were really proud because the one in the middle is their currency (RESPECT!!)


After sticking around at the riverside like hobos, Team BB and liew ming and milton met up with a bunch of bengali mangalis. Afterwards BB tausif and BB angelo went with them to travilion while BB chirath, milton and liew ming went home. that's all


Friday, August 29, 2008

Friday!!

The day started off just like a typical day in kuching.......it was like fucking monsoon in the morning and it was sunny just a few hours later! (how fucked up is that?)

After classes team BB went with WONG CHING HUNG (yellow green red) to do some shopping. Team BB purchased a guitar. The main reason behind this purchase is not to learn........its just that the house is foo fucking boring and the guitar was bought for a little entertainment......SAD!!!

After purchasing the guitar BB angelo went to purchase a shoe. BB Angelo took such a long time that BB shaveen, Tausif and traffic light (WONG CHING HUNG) got pissed off and went to kfc. BB angelo finally ended up buying this


This was bought just to kick some non-mangali ass!

Afterwards team BB went to play futsal on top of the carpark in swinburne. BB shaveen and BB tausif didn't play. We played with supposedly fellow brown brothers (but they are fairer than us......less RESPECT!!!!).


The cocky pakistanis



The mangalis and traffic light

BB sources that that most of the pakistani's have some screws loose in their heads. We ended up losing the match.

At night team BB headed to MCD as usual. There, BB abdullah met his rival. In abdullah's words, he is a "good guy"

writer's comment: BB abdullah only knew that he was a good guy after he shook his 'hand'!! BB sources say that he might have shook sumthing else by mistake!


Notice the tension in the middle!


this guy enjioying his first BIG MAC ever!!.......SAD!!!



Thursday, August 28, 2008

RANDOM!!

k, started off with swin shit again, as usual. gettin fuckin sick of that shit hole ( swinburne sarawak). Talkin about that shit hole, they got this good lookin lecture hall that looks pimped up with big speakers, projector, and some fancy shit on the wall to enhance the sound quality in the hall and also extra comfy seats. btw they call it the lecture theatre ( who the fuck cares). so yeah the point i'm tryin to get here after sayin all that crap above is, IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!


If ur wondering y such a heavenly place sucks, check this out




That is a broken seat. yep u guessed it. CHEAP SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!. But BB sources say that the reason for the broken seat was this dude (the picture below)



The guy with the glasses. Officialy known by BB as BORNEO RETARD, cos he is one fucked up dude (kinda feel sorry for this mama's boy, but dont give a shit about it). On a serious note, this guy was probably home skooled and had to put up with a fucked up hardcore military regime at home, he is way too polite when he speaks (excuse me, pardon etc etc are the polite words used by this faggot) he even gets permission from the tutor to go the " TANDAS '" now thats seriously FUCKED UP, go back to skool boi cos u aint fit for uni

writers comment: I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!

Another writer's comment: If u know stephanie kho hui ting (long name for a beijing eh), then read the next part, and if possible read it it like she would say it (a.k.a speak like her).


Theam (Team) BB (Angelo,Hasan & Shaveen) wenth to watch a movie (death race) meh, they meth(now stop thinkin bout drugs, its just MET) up with step & kitthy after the movie bah. Initialy they were suppse to meet up b4 the movie, but everything was last minute lah.

writers comment: the way she speaks is fuckin hard to write, so i'll just stop there. But anyway thanx alot steph for the lift back home :)

more random stuff.........

Team BB went for dinner yesterday, but since rasa rasa is having problems and shaveen being disable and cant walk around much they had to go for burgers (not Mc D, but the dude makin them near rasa rasa). the worst part is we had to wait for an hour to get our food, and the best part is we got the seats.








Thanks to us (we ordered 11 burgers:P)








Made the beijings/malays stand for this one aswell.

this one is completely random............

we forgot to mention bout our swinburne relay runner.

writer's comment: sorry buddy, saw ur picture after everythin was done.

so yeah, this picture was taken after the olympics was done.



This is swinburne's own relay runner BORNEO RETARD

writer's comment: Hey fucker, the olympics is over, where do u think ur running to? and wots that torch in your hand??????

Sunday, August 24, 2008

FUCKED UP!!!!

The mangali brothers (minus one) found it hard to survive at the brown and yellow unity house

writers comment: yes i have to say this at the start. my ass cheeks are more united than the fuckin unity house

things took a turn for the worst when mangali hunter (a.k.a hawaian wanna be beijing bitch from JB) [no names mentioned for BB safety] expressed his feelings bout OUR PPL (minus the labourer looking fellows) when he started his own blog. the address is on the right hand side.

hold up, the writer lost the plot

oh yeah, the main point was shaveen is back( totaly disabled) (probably a curse by the beijing* ppl he dissed)

writer's comment: he gets free parking, and priority at shit hole# lift, ummmmm oh yeah and sympathy from hotties at shit hole#. (RESPECT)

* beijing refers to chinese ppl (no offence fellow chinese friends, but seriously u GUYS* freak us out)

* GUYS refers to guys/she males* ( dont get it? then u r a beijing guy)

* no matter how much u try to be a woman and get free shit on ladies nite, u're still considered a man. oh wait thats y its she MALE, dont u faggots get it???????


# if u forgot wot shithole is, it refers to swinburne sarawak which had a lousy opening ceremony the day b4 yesterday (bb sources say this was due to lack of brown brother involvement)

writers comment: save shaveen and make him feel good call his toll free number 0168724658 (only hotties, if u're one piece of worthless shit, dont even bother calling)

p.s : hotties reffers to hot "girls" only. no she males, no guys, no 1 below 6 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Below are picture of shaveen tryin to walk and few other random stuff


notice how we cut out the non brown guy from the picture.






Tausif and chirath looks extra mangalically brown in the picture (more RESPECT)


racism in effect

writers comment: look how far milton is standing from us. FUCKIN RACIST BASTARD ( milton we still love u) . oh btw since we saw in a book that the beijings were sittin and the brownies were standing, we made the beijing boy stand for this one. (RESPECT)

Since shaveen is back, team bb decided to take him out for dinner at his home (Mc D) (btw this is one of his houses, others would include: wine n liquor, soho ( this place is fucked), core ( this rocks) etc etc.) unfortunately like all his plans it back fired again

writers comment: when his plans back fire, trust us, its does so in a colossal level ( sorry if the spelling is wrong), oh btw if u non brown faggots dont understand wot colossal is look it up in ur english 2 wotever dictionary.

so talkin bout back fire, he had to pay for the whole dinner.

Team BB (minus BB tausif, for once BB angelo is in the picture )

writer's comment: happy now angelo?



OK ON A SERIOUS NOTE:

Dear Beijing fuckers/ non brown ppl

dont take wotever we said in the wrong way, it was just part of a very twisted joke (for us)
so no offence. Specialy u milton, we care bout u ( this mite sound gay, BUT ITS NOT)

writers comment : we are straight guys. sorry faggots (specialy BB faggots and mil << read this backwards

Saturday, August 23, 2008

SAD DAY FOR SHAVEEN!!

dear ppl......today our fellow mangali brother shaveen went through surgery because he had a torn ligament. Please pray for him.....in the meantime....here are some funny pics!:P












hahahhahahhah.......SAD!!!!

Unfortunately......me(angelo) and tausif couldn't go with shaveen to the hospital in the morning because we had to volunteer for the bullshit opening ceremony!!!:@ some pics:


all mangali brothers (bangladeshis)






great success!:P


we all went to watch a movie tonite.....too bad that we couldn't go clubbing!!:( damn!!! the name of the movie was death race. it was kind of a video game kinda movie but it ain't that bad!

gtg now.....blogging doesn't feel the same without panda. we don't have the dissing skills like him!! at least he'll be back tomorrow.





Friday, August 22, 2008

ALL ABOUT PROFESSOR M.

THE PROFESSOR!!!

First of all......if u're wondering what the 'M' in the title stands for, its mangali!
Don't feel like writing much....let the pictures do the talking. Oh and since this is a special occasion, the dissing will be kept to a minimum.


LAST NITE AT 12 am AT THE HOSTEL

We all chilled out the whole day. At nite we went to westwood to eat. 'WE' here includes the brown brothers (shaveen, tausif, hasan, chirath and angelo), the beijing boys (alex, kenneth, lim), liew ming sang, stephanie, shirley, michelle, joyce, chaityng and yvonne (i donno if the spelling is correct). Here are some pics.


ALL THE MANGALIS ON ONE SIDE AND THE CHINESE PPL ON THE OTHER SIDE:P








PUNG CHUNG GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CAKE:@





THE MANGALIS MINUS ANGELO (as usual coz he's the one taking the pics)


PROFESSOR'S GIFTS:


FROM TAUSIF AND ANGELO:D


FROM SHIRLEY, MICHELLE AND JOYCE AND THE BARBIE IS FROM LIM!!
(we don't expect anything else from him)



WHILE ALL THE ACTION WAS GOING ON, THE IDIOT ALIEN WAS SLEEPING FOR HALF THE DAY!

writer's comment: tsk tsk!!!

It's been a great day, but unfortunately........we couldn't beat up the professor because everyone respects him too much!! DAMNIT!!! well......there's always next year!


That's about it. Once again....HAPPY BIRTHDAY HASAN!!