fuck.........y do i need to fill this in everytime.......tsk tsk tsk

Oh well exams are done, O&M exam was the funniest cos of MALAY COMMANDO who was incharge of the hall. That guy had some serious issues........tsk tsk tsk. well every1s back in their respective places now . First to leave was Alex,then the bangla gang. The box of tissues came in handy at the airport when the bangla gang was leaving...reason: couples.....(tissues was liew ming's and shaveen's brilliant idea), if it weren't for those two heroes it would have been.....................(dont know wot to say). Well the next was LIEW MING ABENG SANG (A.K.A SCORPIO), that guy left for good and wont be comin back to kuching again. Best of luck for ur future bro, u will be missed heaps............well not realy.......and there after it was the I.M Boys....well bascialy except for kenneth who is stranded in kuchin( do feel sorry for u bro....wel atleast......u know ...erhm...............) every1 else left.

oh yeah and one more thing..........we are introducing two characters to a story, they are the new dynamic duo at swinburne..............(20th century fox music in the background)........they are

PANJABI MB & SKELETO

So look forward to some bollywood inspired shit comin at ya (thats if im in the mood to write that up) :P

Well thats about it, so till then enjoy ur holidays and try to get wasted for us..........PLEASE DO DRINK AND DRIVE, AND TRY TO KILL UR SELF THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. ( tht msg was brought to u by " DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND KILL UR SELF ORG" ). :P

:::: IMPORTANT NOTICE ::::

WE appologize for u guys having to see HASAN everytime ya'll checkd the blog, so he needs to go down ( i mean down the page).

K back from the dead and to go back to being dead till we get a fuckin modem at our HQ ( kenny hills house). The reason we cannot ( CAN-NOT!!!!!!!) blog is cos of the internet problem, The story -

Long time ago at the 180 kenny hill house there lived a SIBU guy called LUCAS, He was always right and he knew everything ( thats wot he thought), basicaly he is a 22 year old guy with a 5 year old's brain. ummmmmmm fuck forgot wot i was saying cos of a dodgy iranian carpet salesman in the open lab ( yeah thats where this blog is being updated)........fuck!!!!!!!! well yeah since i cant remember alot of shit happend. lets just skip to the main story..........

now the main story - Aite....lucas left the house, cos he had problems ( yeah the only problem he had was mental......that was comfirmed by BB sources), although he left sibu gangster owes angelo ( the fucking rich dude) and lim (the faggot) money. K here is the twist

THE TWIST (this ones more twistier than a real twister)

S.G says since he left the house its our (the guys at the house) responsibility to pay the ppl he owes money to, cos he is no longer part of the house. FUCKIN STUPID RITE??????

skip skip ( the story)

back to the story - so yeah fucker brings his lawyer to sue our ass, well this is how it went down, since he was talkin bout responsiblity we told him to pay for the interenet bill since its under his name, well we ended up paying the bill ..............(wait the bst part is yet to come), but he now has to pay 1000+ to cancel the whole thing, oh yeah the faggot walked off with the modem,

conclusion::

THERFORE NO INTERNET, NO BLOGGING
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SORRY NO PICTURES COS ANGELO THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS BUSY TRYIN TO GET HOOKED. ( OH YEAH HE IS STILL FIRED)

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oh and one more update..... Kenny hills house has now got their own scorpion king (LIEW MING ABENG SANG) ...........i consider it to be fate....cos he was stung by a stray scorpion (just like something out of the movie) he wakes up to find he has a stinger (well its up to u guys to think where)....tsk tsk tsk dirty minds............... well yeah continuing on the story, this scorpio is some cheap JB shit movie star. Well thats about it. Till then try to fuck ur exams up for us, so that we dont look like the only idiots. THANX :D

oh and as we speak, angelo is dreamin..............la

:::::NEWS FLASH:::::

Aite, this shit is for real. Another one of our own got hooked. Yeah u faggots never saw that comin. idiots!!!!!!!!. k gettin back to wot i was saying. The guy who got hooked this time was Prof. Hasan. Refer picture below

The man himself

k, thats about it for this week. Nothin realy fucked up happend yet, apart from another futsal match which was fun (this was not fucked up). Oh yea at the match kenneth (Beijing Inc. ) was performin at his best cos he was inspired to do so.

Well thats about it, good luck to the new couple.

DEMAND: where's the fuckin treat u promised us hasan????????????????????

Another fucked up weekend............

Friday:

Team BB went to the movies with stephanie and kitty to watch 'Deception' All i can say is that we were deceived coz the movie wasn't that good. But then again, it was WAY better than the bullshit we watched a few weeks ago....strangers!! worst movie ever!!!!!!!

afterwards, team BB headed to their second home (mcdonalds) this was the 4th time in 3 days that we had mcdonalds, and yet we never seem to get tired of it. it was FILLED with malay ppl in their traditional dresses. the thing we don't get is......why do they need to go and eat at mackers after stuffing themselves the whole day at open houses?!?! SAD!

And then there was saturday(the best day of the week)....................

Well this saturday was a busy day for the team, first there was the one month anniversary of BB tausif and shirley. All of us headed to heartz chicken and well the rest u know.............
Here is the fucked up part. We had to pay for our own shit.

Writer's comment: tsk tsk tsk.

But since BB tausif said he would treat us in december, we decided to let him stay in his post at BB HQ. As for angelo, word on the street is the guy is tryin deperately to get back into the team. He even sent us all the pictures on this post to prove he was worth it, but since we couldnt be nice we took the pictures and told him to piss off.

writer's comment: we mite take u back, but dont get ur hopes high.

ummmmm.....................oh yeah the anniversary party where we had to pay for ur shit. Wel after that ended team BB had to come back home since it was a couples only thing afterwards. god knows how they managed to find dark corners in the city durin the day. well hope they found it.

hehehheheh

Since we got this band "DECIMATE" performin for the battle, milton,shaveen,hasan & angelo (back up drummer/vocalist) hit the jammin studio to work on the songs. Afterwards was where the fun begins.

angelo (sorry hasan but there aren't any pics of u)

Free flow booze

Since BB shaveen is always kind when it comes to alcohol he decided to call up every1 to get drunk, well the pictures will speak for themselves. After gettin super high at home every1 decided to hit the clubs (mojo for the good shit tequila & impanema for corona). afterwards the nite just ended up in serious shit when a certain sm1 went into his kill mood again and wanted to whoop two sri lankans at the club, the rest of team bb was after this certain sm1 to calm him down and stop him from doin some serious damage. Thanx to him Hasan got to know the back alleys of soho.

writer's comment: this certain sm1 had no clue on wot was happenin, we had to tel him the next day wot he did. now thats a way to describe "fucked up".

oh and 1 more thing they even managed to smuggle a bottle of tequila out of mojo.

writer's comment: i knew it, u faggots already started thinkin we stole this shit out of mojo. NO WE DIDNT, IT WAS PAID FOR. assholes........

HANGOVER sunday.

yeah the title says its all, the whole team was recovering from a massive hangover. and yeah thats all that happend on sunday.

Peace agreement mondays

Well sad to say this but monday is always the day for peace agreements and problem solving, Our guy had to attend another peace talk

writer's comment: not suprised, wonder who its goin to be next week.

well thats about it, just updatin ya'll on the scrwd up weekend. oh and check this picture below, it was at this store that sells all those fancy massage equipment.

writer's comment: i know wot ur saying, WOT THE FUCK??????????????????? yeah i know, ur wondering how i knew. its JEDI shit.

Long time no shit......

Yeah the title says it all...and u faggots thought we were gone, now we, excluding angelo are back. refer to new picture for more details. We hired BB tausif back and fired angelo for undisclosed reasons which will be mentioned below.

First of all we need to clear up some issues

THIS IS NOT " ANGELO'S BLOG "

WE DO NOT LIVE IN " ANGELO'S HOUSE"

WE ARE NOT KNOWN AS "ANGELO AND THE REST"

one more thing

THE BAND THATS PLAYIN FOR THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS IS NOT " ANGELO'S BAND"

writer's comment: To all of u girls (inc. their friends..guys/girls) who thought otherwise. I have one thing to say " FUCK YOU " . This on a personal note btw.

ok to start off with shit from the past,we need to go take a shit first............

things kicked off with a big bang few weeks back when the brown vs yellow match took place infront of a sold out crowd in arena sukan. The match was fast paced, it was faster than a speeding bullet. cos apparently some1 was all over the place gettin knocked down.

writer's comment: BB sources confirmed, this sm1 was all over the place due to peer pressure.......tsk tsk tsk

now lets get to the point..team BB was managed by reputed manager/injured player BB shaveen, team bb was on a roll from the start and kept on whopping yellow ass til it turned pink. BB team included

Adnan*
Hasan*
Tausif*
Chirath*
Angelo *<<<<>* refers to star player

Well in the end Team BB won (like duh.....wasnt it obvious???). The score was 9 - 7, it was a good match in the end although there were minor incidents and injuries. The game was fun.

writer's comment: on a serious note, it was an awesme match, both teams played realy well cos their skin colour's pride was at risk. well now we know which one is superior.

Mc D showdown


starring: team bb, team bb associates( a UN of friends), sri lankans,malays,pakistani

k just like every saturday team BB and all of their associates hit the clubs to drink, tausif and angelo didnt drink cos they were fasting. so it was just BB shaveen and Alex (beijing inc) and chirath (team bb) plus a few sri lankan guys who was doin the rounds with the bottles. As usual the every1 hits mc D afterwords.

NO NAMES WILL BE MENTIONED HERE ( THIS IS FOR REAL COS ITS KINDA SERIOUS SHIT)

A joke sm1 made didnt go too wel with EM and since this sm1 was kinda drunk, he was pissed off with the attitude EM was givin him so he called up his friends from the clubs, The gang was ready to beat up EM for givin attitude. One of the guys got the wrong information and said shit to malays who asked em to take the fight elsewhere, this is where it all started. Chairs goin up in the air, a large number of malays turnin up from nowhere. This was like 300 where the spartans had to fight the persian army, but the sad part is the spartans were not in sparta they were on international soil, so they just had to let the persian army kick their ass. It was chairs, iron bars, helmets to flying kicks. Well that ugly scene was sorted out. It was an epic battle.

and then a peace agreement had to be signed with the two guys who started it all. refer to picture below. the faces have been blured for personal safety.

Well those were the two major things that happend durin the dead silence on this blog.

btw please buy tickets for the battle of the bands thats comin up on the 24th at mph, support our band


band : Milton , shaveen, hasan ( we dont have a bass player yet, if ya'll can help us find 1, it will be much appreciated)

tickets are priced at RM10, get ur tickets from steph (blog address is on the rite hand side)

until we come up with some serious shit. FUCK YOU ALL

Happy B'day TING LEE PING!!!!

today, we celebrated joyce's bday at SIDEWALK. we can't write much in this post because if we do, we will end up dissing people. here are some pics:

the cake...oreo cheese or sumthing

pic of the week!!

once again......HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOYCE!! we had a lot of fun!!

P/S: thanks for the cake. it was awesome!!

7.9.2008 - 10.9.2008

Wednesday:

Team BB+liew ming and wannabe BB abdullah(a.k.a. chhachor) and the beijing fuckers from the house went to play futsal. the original plan was for BB to play against the yellow guys, but unfortunately, yellow fucker milton still has an ankle injury. therefore we had to play in mixed teams with the chinese dudes! the teams were as follows:

The house team: Tausif (respect), Angelo(respect), alex, kenneth and liew ming(respect) minus lim

Hostel team: Hasan(respect), Chirath(respect), Samiur(zero to moderate respect), lim and abdullah(we don't show respect to pervs)

writer's comment: notice how we mentioned the names of the brown brothers with their names starting with capital letters......sorry beijing fuckers but that's how it works!

the scoreline for the nite.... House minus lim: 13 - 5 :Hostel plus lim (pathetic ain't it??)
maybe the secret for our thumping victory was shaveen as our team manager and the fact that faggy(lim) wasn't on our team. (no offence michelle)

we couldn't take any pictures during the match coz we were too busy whooping the hostel ppls' asses! we took some pics after the match though.

house team minus hasan

sad hostel fuckers other than hasan (sorry chirath....we can't say anything bad abt hasan. that's coz the IQ of all the other ppl in the hostel still doesn't add up to hasan's. Mainly coz abdullah contributes ZERO!!!)

Random shit that happened during the week:

The brown brothers (EXTREME RESPECT)

the wannabe brown (he definitely can't be a brother even though he's brown. that's coz he's too stupid. chirath is an exception)

writer's comment: abdullah.....if u stop ur pedofilic fantasies, we might take u in one day........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

BB shaveen and tausif getting their hair cut (notice how shaveen is enjoying his hair cut by a faggot barber......and BB tausif just got his hair cut to impress someone!!!)



BB Chira th enjoying the same thing which he has been having for lunch for the past 3 months! CHICKEN RENDANG to him is wat showering is to us. we can't live without it! how pathetic!!



joyce TRYING to put on contacts (notice how we emphasized on the word 'trying.') in the end, to our surprise (with a hint of sarcasm) she was unable to put them in her freakishly small eyes.



stupid awards ceremony. BB tausif and BB angelo didn't get certificates for volunteering in the opening ceremony!

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED ON THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

Lets start off with some shit from the past ( thursday) , one of our own got hooked. Yeah u faggots never saw that comin rite........

writer's comment: i'm jst kiddin

since ur stupidity is not my fault, u wont get the writer's comment above.

k back to seriousness..........as i was sayin, one of our own got hooked, we wont mention names for his and her safety. But we fired him from his post at BB HQ and hired Hasan <<(temporarily).Refer to the picture below to c the new couple.

writer's demand: HEY ASSHOLE!!!!! , YEAH THE HOOKED UP ONE. U OWE US A MEGA TREAT.

writer's/reader's request: well hope u dont break up, cos we cant realy find a replacement rite now. so hang in there. (thats for both of u)

Angelo's birthday!!!!!!!!!! ( THIS IS STILL SHIT FROM THE PAST) [ This was yesterday]

Our brother angelo celebrated his 20th birthday yesterday, to make the occasion unforgatble we beat him up and froze his nuts for him ( bb sources say he got only 1, not confirmed though) . We also cracked the the ice on his balls. Pictures below will explain everything........

After all that nut cracking, we celebrated the birthday at blah blah blah

writer's comment: yeah i know...........blah blah blah is actualy a hangout joint.

Again.....please refer to pictures below for more detail.

BB angelo would like to thank every1 who wished him.... the rest of u can fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

writer's comment: angelo didnt say that... i did.

Finaly somethin that happend today

Since all celebrations need a closing ceremony, we gave angelo a special one. Angelo woke up to a fire cracker lit up in his room. we tried to place four of em on the windows but since the owner of the house was around, we took the party indoors. and yeah it did work. The fucked up basturd was freaked out when he woke up........."sad" (just like he would say it)....... Dw he is alive, we didnt kill him...it was just a wake up blast.

ermm.......ermmmm

fuck!!!!!!........ i ran out of shit to write about.........

oh hold up.....one more thing...



Nicky's Birthday

BB (minus one... the new guy we hired) went to Top spot to celebrate nicky's b'day. Lets the pictures do the talking.....(again, ur stupidity.............the picture will show u wot happend...faggots!!!!)

team BB with nicky

Thanks for inviting us (thanks kitty for inviting us)


writer's notice: according to bb sources, we got some new shit happenin, which will be mentioned in future posts.