Happy B'day TING LEE PING!!!!

today, we celebrated joyce's bday at SIDEWALK. we can't write much in this post because if we do, we will end up dissing people. here are some pics:

the cake...oreo cheese or sumthing

pic of the week!!

once again......HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOYCE!! we had a lot of fun!!

P/S: thanks for the cake. it was awesome!!

7.9.2008 - 10.9.2008

Wednesday:

Team BB+liew ming and wannabe BB abdullah(a.k.a. chhachor) and the beijing fuckers from the house went to play futsal. the original plan was for BB to play against the yellow guys, but unfortunately, yellow fucker milton still has an ankle injury. therefore we had to play in mixed teams with the chinese dudes! the teams were as follows:

The house team: Tausif (respect), Angelo(respect), alex, kenneth and liew ming(respect) minus lim

Hostel team: Hasan(respect), Chirath(respect), Samiur(zero to moderate respect), lim and abdullah(we don't show respect to pervs)

writer's comment: notice how we mentioned the names of the brown brothers with their names starting with capital letters......sorry beijing fuckers but that's how it works!

the scoreline for the nite.... House minus lim: 13 - 5 :Hostel plus lim (pathetic ain't it??)
maybe the secret for our thumping victory was shaveen as our team manager and the fact that faggy(lim) wasn't on our team. (no offence michelle)

we couldn't take any pictures during the match coz we were too busy whooping the hostel ppls' asses! we took some pics after the match though.

house team minus hasan

sad hostel fuckers other than hasan (sorry chirath....we can't say anything bad abt hasan. that's coz the IQ of all the other ppl in the hostel still doesn't add up to hasan's. Mainly coz abdullah contributes ZERO!!!)

Random shit that happened during the week:

The brown brothers (EXTREME RESPECT)

the wannabe brown (he definitely can't be a brother even though he's brown. that's coz he's too stupid. chirath is an exception)

writer's comment: abdullah.....if u stop ur pedofilic fantasies, we might take u in one day........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

BB shaveen and tausif getting their hair cut (notice how shaveen is enjoying his hair cut by a faggot barber......and BB tausif just got his hair cut to impress someone!!!)



BB Chira th enjoying the same thing which he has been having for lunch for the past 3 months! CHICKEN RENDANG to him is wat showering is to us. we can't live without it! how pathetic!!



joyce TRYING to put on contacts (notice how we emphasized on the word 'trying.') in the end, to our surprise (with a hint of sarcasm) she was unable to put them in her freakishly small eyes.



stupid awards ceremony. BB tausif and BB angelo didn't get certificates for volunteering in the opening ceremony!

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED ON THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

Lets start off with some shit from the past ( thursday) , one of our own got hooked. Yeah u faggots never saw that comin rite........

writer's comment: i'm jst kiddin

since ur stupidity is not my fault, u wont get the writer's comment above.

k back to seriousness..........as i was sayin, one of our own got hooked, we wont mention names for his and her safety. But we fired him from his post at BB HQ and hired Hasan <<(temporarily).Refer to the picture below to c the new couple.

writer's demand: HEY ASSHOLE!!!!! , YEAH THE HOOKED UP ONE. U OWE US A MEGA TREAT.

writer's/reader's request: well hope u dont break up, cos we cant realy find a replacement rite now. so hang in there. (thats for both of u)

Angelo's birthday!!!!!!!!!! ( THIS IS STILL SHIT FROM THE PAST) [ This was yesterday]

Our brother angelo celebrated his 20th birthday yesterday, to make the occasion unforgatble we beat him up and froze his nuts for him ( bb sources say he got only 1, not confirmed though) . We also cracked the the ice on his balls. Pictures below will explain everything........

After all that nut cracking, we celebrated the birthday at blah blah blah

writer's comment: yeah i know...........blah blah blah is actualy a hangout joint.

Again.....please refer to pictures below for more detail.

BB angelo would like to thank every1 who wished him.... the rest of u can fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

writer's comment: angelo didnt say that... i did.

Finaly somethin that happend today

Since all celebrations need a closing ceremony, we gave angelo a special one. Angelo woke up to a fire cracker lit up in his room. we tried to place four of em on the windows but since the owner of the house was around, we took the party indoors. and yeah it did work. The fucked up basturd was freaked out when he woke up........."sad" (just like he would say it)....... Dw he is alive, we didnt kill him...it was just a wake up blast.

ermm.......ermmmm

fuck!!!!!!........ i ran out of shit to write about.........

oh hold up.....one more thing...



Nicky's Birthday

BB (minus one... the new guy we hired) went to Top spot to celebrate nicky's b'day. Lets the pictures do the talking.....(again, ur stupidity.............the picture will show u wot happend...faggots!!!!)

team BB with nicky

Thanks for inviting us (thanks kitty for inviting us)


writer's notice: according to bb sources, we got some new shit happenin, which will be mentioned in future posts.

a regular sunday

today Team BB minus shaveen played futsal against bangali mangalis. this particular match did not include any yellow people......therefore it was more interesting.

writer's comment: no offence beijing fuckers but today's match was a brown brother thing

there were about 10-15 bangali mangalis there today.....some young, some old, some really old and some retarded ppl.

guess who's the retard in this picture! i don't want to mention any names but i'll give u a hint....he is standing in the middle!



all bengali brothers (RESPECT)

BB hasan acquired this injury during the match. he was pushed from behind by another mangali bangali brother!! tsk tsk!

later on Team BB plus kenneth went to watch a movie....BABYLON AD. All we can say abt the movie is that it was fucking confusing.

dayana th acting like a retard as usual

Team BB plus kenneth

afterwards team BB headed to their second home (mcD). At one point BB kasun wanted to go to 7 eleven but he was afraid to go alone......team BB found out later why he was afraid to go. According to BB sources, BB kasun had an awkward incident with a taxi driver bak in abu dhabi........after that, whenever he wants to go out alone, 3 words pop up in his head: SEEDHA, JAYEGA, and JALDI. when he is reminded of these 3 words, he can't find the courage in him to go out alone.

boooring saturday!!!

unfortunately......none of us went clubbing tonite. One of the main reasons not to go was that no one felt like it (except BB angelo and BB chirath who never seem to get tired of it), another reason was that team BB plus liew ming plus milton minus BB shaveen went to watch the merdeka celebrations. Well, their intention was to watch merdeka celabration fireworks but the idiots were at the riverside while all the fireworks and everything was happening somewhere else.....what a bunch of idiots!!! Team BB just ended up chilling at the riverside like a bunch of jobless fuckers!

looking stoned as usual!



we saw this in at one of the banks on the way to riverside. BB angelo and BB tausif were really proud because the one in the middle is their currency (RESPECT!!)

After sticking around at the riverside like hobos, Team BB and liew ming and milton met up with a bunch of bengali mangalis. Afterwards BB tausif and BB angelo went with them to travilion while BB chirath, milton and liew ming went home. that's all

Friday!!

The day started off just like a typical day in kuching.......it was like fucking monsoon in the morning and it was sunny just a few hours later! (how fucked up is that?)

After classes team BB went with WONG CHING HUNG (yellow green red) to do some shopping. Team BB purchased a guitar. The main reason behind this purchase is not to learn........its just that the house is foo fucking boring and the guitar was bought for a little entertainment......SAD!!!

After purchasing the guitar BB angelo went to purchase a shoe. BB Angelo took such a long time that BB shaveen, Tausif and traffic light (WONG CHING HUNG) got pissed off and went to kfc. BB angelo finally ended up buying this

This was bought just to kick some non-mangali ass!

Afterwards team BB went to play futsal on top of the carpark in swinburne. BB shaveen and BB tausif didn't play. We played with supposedly fellow brown brothers (but they are fairer than us......less RESPECT!!!!).

The cocky pakistanis



The mangalis and traffic light

BB sources that that most of the pakistani's have some screws loose in their heads. We ended up losing the match.

At night team BB headed to MCD as usual. There, BB abdullah met his rival. In abdullah's words, he is a "good guy"

writer's comment: BB abdullah only knew that he was a good guy after he shook his 'hand'!! BB sources say that he might have shook sumthing else by mistake!

Notice the tension in the middle!


this guy enjioying his first BIG MAC ever!!.......SAD!!!

RANDOM!!

k, started off with swin shit again, as usual. gettin fuckin sick of that shit hole ( swinburne sarawak). Talkin about that shit hole, they got this good lookin lecture hall that looks pimped up with big speakers, projector, and some fancy shit on the wall to enhance the sound quality in the hall and also extra comfy seats. btw they call it the lecture theatre ( who the fuck cares). so yeah the point i'm tryin to get here after sayin all that crap above is, IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!


If ur wondering y such a heavenly place sucks, check this out

That is a broken seat. yep u guessed it. CHEAP SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!. But BB sources say that the reason for the broken seat was this dude (the picture below)

The guy with the glasses. Officialy known by BB as BORNEO RETARD, cos he is one fucked up dude (kinda feel sorry for this mama's boy, but dont give a shit about it). On a serious note, this guy was probably home skooled and had to put up with a fucked up hardcore military regime at home, he is way too polite when he speaks (excuse me, pardon etc etc are the polite words used by this faggot) he even gets permission from the tutor to go the " TANDAS '" now thats seriously FUCKED UP, go back to skool boi cos u aint fit for uni

writers comment: I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!

Another writer's comment: If u know stephanie kho hui ting (long name for a beijing eh), then read the next part, and if possible read it it like she would say it (a.k.a speak like her).


Theam (Team) BB (Angelo,Hasan & Shaveen) wenth to watch a movie (death race) meh, they meth(now stop thinkin bout drugs, its just MET) up with step & kitthy after the movie bah. Initialy they were suppse to meet up b4 the movie, but everything was last minute lah.

writers comment: the way she speaks is fuckin hard to write, so i'll just stop there. But anyway thanx alot steph for the lift back home :)

more random stuff.........

Team BB went for dinner yesterday, but since rasa rasa is having problems and shaveen being disable and cant walk around much they had to go for burgers (not Mc D, but the dude makin them near rasa rasa). the worst part is we had to wait for an hour to get our food, and the best part is we got the seats.

Thanks to us (we ordered 11 burgers:P)

Made the beijings/malays stand for this one aswell.

this one is completely random............

we forgot to mention bout our swinburne relay runner.

writer's comment: sorry buddy, saw ur picture after everythin was done.

so yeah, this picture was taken after the olympics was done.

This is swinburne's own relay runner BORNEO RETARD

writer's comment: Hey fucker, the olympics is over, where do u think ur running to? and wots that torch in your hand??????