Team BB+liew ming and wannabe BB abdullah(a.k.a. chhachor) and the beijing fuckers from the house went to play futsal. the original plan was for BB to play against the yellow guys, but unfortunately, yellow fucker milton still has an ankle injury. therefore we had to play in mixed teams with the chinese dudes! the teams were as follows:
The house team: Tausif (respect), Angelo(respect), alex, kenneth and liew ming(respect) minus lim
Hostel team: Hasan(respect), Chirath(respect), Samiur(zero to moderate respect), lim and abdullah(we don't show respect to pervs)
writer's comment: notice how we mentioned the names of the brown brothers with their names starting with capital letters......sorry beijing fuckers but that's how it works!
the scoreline for the nite.... House minus lim: 13 - 5 :Hostel plus lim (pathetic ain't it??)
maybe the secret for our thumping victory was shaveen as our team manager and the fact that faggy(lim) wasn't on our team. (no offence michelle)
we couldn't take any pictures during the match coz we were too busy whooping the hostel ppls' asses! we took some pics after the match though.
house team minus hasan
sad hostel fuckers other than hasan (sorry chirath....we can't say anything bad abt hasan. that's coz the IQ of all the other ppl in the hostel still doesn't add up to hasan's. Mainly coz abdullah contributes ZERO!!!)
The brown brothers (EXTREME RESPECT)
the wannabe brown (he definitely can't be a brother even though he's brown. that's coz he's too stupid. chirath is an exception)
Random shit that happened during the week:
The brown brothers (EXTREME RESPECT)
writer's comment: abdullah.....if u stop ur pedofilic fantasies, we might take u in one day........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
BB shaveen and tausif getting their hair cut (notice how shaveen is enjoying his hair cut by a faggot barber......and BB tausif just got his hair cut to impress someone!!!)
BB Chira th enjoying the same thing which he has been having for lunch for the past 3 months! CHICKEN RENDANG to him is wat showering is to us. we can't live without it! how pathetic!!
joyce TRYING to put on contacts (notice how we emphasized on the word 'trying.') in the end, to our surprise (with a hint of sarcasm) she was unable to put them in her freakishly small eyes.
stupid awards ceremony. BB tausif and BB angelo didn't get certificates for volunteering in the opening ceremony!
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