Brown Brothers

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2009-03-09T02:13:00.000-07:00

Aite guys its been fun writing shit up on this blog...well im done, totaly bored of this blog. So i wont be writing anymore shit. I dont know if the other guys would keep this goin, but jst keep checking, cos u never know. :P

oh btw im shaveen. :)

Interesting eh? ...............

2009-01-09T03:37:00.001-08:00

Aite to start off things.... first of all happy new year to all u jobless ppl who read this fucked up blog. Hope all ur worthless day dreams come true in this fuck shit new year. k to kick things off check this picture out

GENDER CONFUSED OR WOT??????????????

one thing for sure, malaysia aint goin to run short of she males this year, they got a new member. that guy in the picture.

fuck.........y do i need to fill this in everytime.......tsk tsk tsk

2008-12-10T10:12:00.000-08:00

Oh well exams are done, O&M exam was the funniest cos of MALAY COMMANDO who was incharge of the hall. That guy had some serious issues........tsk tsk tsk. well every1s back in their respective places now . First to leave was Alex,then the bangla gang. The box of tissues came in handy at the airport when the bangla gang was leaving...reason: couples.....(tissues was liew ming's and shaveen's brilliant idea), if it weren't for those two heroes it would have been.....................(dont know wot to say). Well the next was LIEW MING ABENG SANG (A.K.A SCORPIO), that guy left for good and wont be comin back to kuching again. Best of luck for ur future bro, u will be missed heaps............well not realy.......and there after it was the I.M Boys....well bascialy except for kenneth who is stranded in kuchin( do feel sorry for u bro....wel atleast......u know ...erhm...............) every1 else left.

oh yeah and one more thing..........we are introducing two characters to a story, they are the new dynamic duo at swinburne..............(20th century fox music in the background)........they are

PANJABI MB & SKELETO

So look forward to some bollywood inspired shit comin at ya (thats if im in the mood to write that up) :P

Well thats about it, so till then enjoy ur holidays and try to get wasted for us..........PLEASE DO DRINK AND DRIVE, AND TRY TO KILL UR SELF THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. ( tht msg was brought to u by " DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND KILL UR SELF ORG" ). :P

:::: IMPORTANT NOTICE ::::

2008-11-23T05:50:00.000-08:00

WE appologize for u guys having to see HASAN everytime ya'll checkd the blog, so he needs to go down ( i mean down the page).

K back from the dead and to go back to being dead till we get a fuckin modem at our HQ ( kenny hills house). The reason we cannot ( CAN-NOT!!!!!!!) blog is cos of the internet problem, The story -

Long time ago at the 180 kenny hill house there lived a SIBU guy called LUCAS, He was always right and he knew everything ( thats wot he thought), basicaly he is a 22 year old guy with a 5 year old's brain. ummmmmmm fuck forgot wot i was saying cos of a dodgy iranian carpet salesman in the open lab ( yeah thats where this blog is being updated)........fuck!!!!!!!! well yeah since i cant remember alot of shit happend. lets just skip to the main story..........

now the main story - Aite....lucas left the house, cos he had problems ( yeah the only problem he had was mental......that was comfirmed by BB sources), although he left sibu gangster owes angelo ( the fucking rich dude) and lim (the faggot) money. K here is the twist

THE TWIST (this ones more twistier than a real twister)

S.G says since he left the house its our (the guys at the house) responsibility to pay the ppl he owes money to, cos he is no longer part of the house. FUCKIN STUPID RITE??????

skip skip ( the story)

back to the story - so yeah fucker brings his lawyer to sue our ass, well this is how it went down, since he was talkin bout responsiblity we told him to pay for the interenet bill since its under his name, well we ended up paying the bill ..............(wait the bst part is yet to come), but he now has to pay 1000+ to cancel the whole thing, oh yeah the faggot walked off with the modem,

conclusion::

THERFORE NO INTERNET, NO BLOGGING
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SORRY NO PICTURES COS ANGELO THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS BUSY TRYIN TO GET HOOKED. ( OH YEAH HE IS STILL FIRED)

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oh and one more update..... Kenny hills house has now got their own scorpion king (LIEW MING ABENG SANG) ...........i consider it to be fate....cos he was stung by a stray scorpion (just like something out of the movie) he wakes up to find he has a stinger (well its up to u guys to think where)....tsk tsk tsk dirty minds............... well yeah continuing on the story, this scorpio is some cheap JB shit movie star. Well thats about it. Till then try to fuck ur exams up for us, so that we dont look like the only idiots. THANX :D

oh and as we speak, angelo is dreamin..............la

:::::NEWS FLASH:::::

2008-10-09T11:09:00.000-07:00

Aite, this shit is for real. Another one of our own got hooked. Yeah u faggots never saw that comin. idiots!!!!!!!!. k gettin back to wot i was saying. The guy who got hooked this time was Prof. Hasan. Refer picture below

The man himself

k, thats about it for this week. Nothin realy fucked up happend yet, apart from another futsal match which was fun (this was not fucked up). Oh yea at the match kenneth (Beijing Inc. ) was performin at his best cos he was inspired to do so.

Well thats about it, good luck to the new couple.

DEMAND: where's the fuckin treat u promised us hasan????????????????????

Another fucked up weekend............

2008-10-06T10:30:00.000-07:00

Friday:

Team BB went to the movies with stephanie and kitty to watch 'Deception' All i can say is that we were deceived coz the movie wasn't that good. But then again, it was WAY better than the bullshit we watched a few weeks ago....strangers!! worst movie ever!!!!!!!

afterwards, team BB headed to their second home (mcdonalds) this was the 4th time in 3 days that we had mcdonalds, and yet we never seem to get tired of it. it was FILLED with malay ppl in their traditional dresses. the thing we don't get is......why do they need to go and eat at mackers after stuffing themselves the whole day at open houses?!?! SAD!

And then there was saturday(the best day of the week)....................

Well this saturday was a busy day for the team, first there was the one month anniversary of BB tausif and shirley. All of us headed to heartz chicken and well the rest u know.............
Here is the fucked up part. We had to pay for our own shit.

Writer's comment: tsk tsk tsk.

But since BB tausif said he would treat us in december, we decided to let him stay in his post at BB HQ. As for angelo, word on the street is the guy is tryin deperately to get back into the team. He even sent us all the pictures on this post to prove he was worth it, but since we couldnt be nice we took the pictures and told him to piss off.

writer's comment: we mite take u back, but dont get ur hopes high.

ummmmm.....................oh yeah the anniversary party where we had to pay for ur shit. Wel after that ended team BB had to come back home since it was a couples only thing afterwards. god knows how they managed to find dark corners in the city durin the day. well hope they found it.

hehehheheh

Since we got this band "DECIMATE" performin for the battle, milton,shaveen,hasan & angelo (back up drummer/vocalist) hit the jammin studio to work on the songs. Afterwards was where the fun begins.

angelo (sorry hasan but there aren't any pics of u)

Free flow booze

Since BB shaveen is always kind when it comes to alcohol he decided to call up every1 to get drunk, well the pictures will speak for themselves. After gettin super high at home every1 decided to hit the clubs (mojo for the good shit tequila & impanema for corona). afterwards the nite just ended up in serious shit when a certain sm1 went into his kill mood again and wanted to whoop two sri lankans at the club, the rest of team bb was after this certain sm1 to calm him down and stop him from doin some serious damage. Thanx to him Hasan got to know the back alleys of soho.

writer's comment: this certain sm1 had no clue on wot was happenin, we had to tel him the next day wot he did. now thats a way to describe "fucked up".

oh and 1 more thing they even managed to smuggle a bottle of tequila out of mojo.

writer's comment: i knew it, u faggots already started thinkin we stole this shit out of mojo. NO WE DIDNT, IT WAS PAID FOR. assholes........

HANGOVER sunday.

yeah the title says its all, the whole team was recovering from a massive hangover. and yeah thats all that happend on sunday.

Peace agreement mondays

Well sad to say this but monday is always the day for peace agreements and problem solving, Our guy had to attend another peace talk

writer's comment: not suprised, wonder who its goin to be next week.

well thats about it, just updatin ya'll on the scrwd up weekend. oh and check this picture below, it was at this store that sells all those fancy massage equipment.

writer's comment: i know wot ur saying, WOT THE FUCK??????????????????? yeah i know, ur wondering how i knew. its JEDI shit.

Long time no shit......

2008-10-03T04:51:00.000-07:00

Yeah the title says it all...and u faggots thought we were gone, now we, excluding angelo are back. refer to new picture for more details. We hired BB tausif back and fired angelo for undisclosed reasons which will be mentioned below.

First of all we need to clear up some issues

THIS IS NOT " ANGELO'S BLOG "

WE DO NOT LIVE IN " ANGELO'S HOUSE"

WE ARE NOT KNOWN AS "ANGELO AND THE REST"

one more thing

THE BAND THATS PLAYIN FOR THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS IS NOT " ANGELO'S BAND"

writer's comment: To all of u girls (inc. their friends..guys/girls) who thought otherwise. I have one thing to say " FUCK YOU " . This on a personal note btw.

ok to start off with shit from the past,we need to go take a shit first............

things kicked off with a big bang few weeks back when the brown vs yellow match took place infront of a sold out crowd in arena sukan. The match was fast paced, it was faster than a speeding bullet. cos apparently some1 was all over the place gettin knocked down.

writer's comment: BB sources confirmed, this sm1 was all over the place due to peer pressure.......tsk tsk tsk

now lets get to the point..team BB was managed by reputed manager/injured player BB shaveen, team bb was on a roll from the start and kept on whopping yellow ass til it turned pink. BB team included

Adnan*
Hasan*
Tausif*
Chirath*
Angelo *<<<<>* refers to star player

Well in the end Team BB won (like duh.....wasnt it obvious???). The score was 9 - 7, it was a good match in the end although there were minor incidents and injuries. The game was fun.

writer's comment: on a serious note, it was an awesme match, both teams played realy well cos their skin colour's pride was at risk. well now we know which one is superior.

Mc D showdown

starring: team bb, team bb associates( a UN of friends), sri lankans,malays,pakistani

k just like every saturday team BB and all of their associates hit the clubs to drink, tausif and angelo didnt drink cos they were fasting. so it was just BB shaveen and Alex (beijing inc) and chirath (team bb) plus a few sri lankan guys who was doin the rounds with the bottles. As usual the every1 hits mc D afterwords.

NO NAMES WILL BE MENTIONED HERE ( THIS IS FOR REAL COS ITS KINDA SERIOUS SHIT)

A joke sm1 made didnt go too wel with EM and since this sm1 was kinda drunk, he was pissed off with the attitude EM was givin him so he called up his friends from the clubs, The gang was ready to beat up EM for givin attitude. One of the guys got the wrong information and said shit to malays who asked em to take the fight elsewhere, this is where it all started. Chairs goin up in the air, a large number of malays turnin up from nowhere. This was like 300 where the spartans had to fight the persian army, but the sad part is the spartans were not in sparta they were on international soil, so they just had to let the persian army kick their ass. It was chairs, iron bars, helmets to flying kicks. Well that ugly scene was sorted out. It was an epic battle.

and then a peace agreement had to be signed with the two guys who started it all. refer to picture below. the faces have been blured for personal safety.

Well those were the two major things that happend durin the dead silence on this blog.

btw please buy tickets for the battle of the bands thats comin up on the 24th at mph, support our band

band : Milton , shaveen, hasan ( we dont have a bass player yet, if ya'll can help us find 1, it will be much appreciated)

tickets are priced at RM10, get ur tickets from steph (blog address is on the rite hand side)

until we come up with some serious shit. FUCK YOU ALL

Happy B'day TING LEE PING!!!!

2008-09-11T09:57:00.000-07:00

today, we celebrated joyce's bday at SIDEWALK. we can't write much in this post because if we do, we will end up dissing people. here are some pics:

the cake...oreo cheese or sumthing

pic of the week!!

once again......HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOYCE!! we had a lot of fun!!

P/S: thanks for the cake. it was awesome!!

7.9.2008 - 10.9.2008

2008-09-10T07:25:00.000-07:00

Wednesday:

Team BB+liew ming and wannabe BB abdullah(a.k.a. chhachor) and the beijing fuckers from the house went to play futsal. the original plan was for BB to play against the yellow guys, but unfortunately, yellow fucker milton still has an ankle injury. therefore we had to play in mixed teams with the chinese dudes! the teams were as follows:

The house team: Tausif (respect), Angelo(respect), alex, kenneth and liew ming(respect) minus lim

Hostel team: Hasan(respect), Chirath(respect), Samiur(zero to moderate respect), lim and abdullah(we don't show respect to pervs)

writer's comment: notice how we mentioned the names of the brown brothers with their names starting with capital letters......sorry beijing fuckers but that's how it works!

the scoreline for the nite.... House minus lim: 13 - 5 :Hostel plus lim (pathetic ain't it??)
maybe the secret for our thumping victory was shaveen as our team manager and the fact that faggy(lim) wasn't on our team. (no offence michelle)

we couldn't take any pictures during the match coz we were too busy whooping the hostel ppls' asses! we took some pics after the match though.

house team minus hasan

sad hostel fuckers other than hasan (sorry chirath....we can't say anything bad abt hasan. that's coz the IQ of all the other ppl in the hostel still doesn't add up to hasan's. Mainly coz abdullah contributes ZERO!!!)

Random shit that happened during the week:

The brown brothers (EXTREME RESPECT)

the wannabe brown (he definitely can't be a brother even though he's brown. that's coz he's too stupid. chirath is an exception)

writer's comment: abdullah.....if u stop ur pedofilic fantasies, we might take u in one day........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

BB shaveen and tausif getting their hair cut (notice how shaveen is enjoying his hair cut by a faggot barber......and BB tausif just got his hair cut to impress someone!!!)

BB Chira th enjoying the same thing which he has been having for lunch for the past 3 months! CHICKEN RENDANG to him is wat showering is to us. we can't live without it! how pathetic!!

joyce TRYING to put on contacts (notice how we emphasized on the word 'trying.') in the end, to our surprise (with a hint of sarcasm) she was unable to put them in her freakishly small eyes.

stupid awards ceremony. BB tausif and BB angelo didn't get certificates for volunteering in the opening ceremony!

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED ON THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

2008-09-06T11:46:00.000-07:00

Lets start off with some shit from the past ( thursday) , one of our own got hooked. Yeah u faggots never saw that comin rite........

writer's comment: i'm jst kiddin

since ur stupidity is not my fault, u wont get the writer's comment above.

k back to seriousness..........as i was sayin, one of our own got hooked, we wont mention names for his and her safety. But we fired him from his post at BB HQ and hired Hasan <<(temporarily).Refer to the picture below to c the new couple.

writer's demand: HEY ASSHOLE!!!!! , YEAH THE HOOKED UP ONE. U OWE US A MEGA TREAT.

writer's/reader's request: well hope u dont break up, cos we cant realy find a replacement rite now. so hang in there. (thats for both of u)

Angelo's birthday!!!!!!!!!! ( THIS IS STILL SHIT FROM THE PAST) [ This was yesterday]

Our brother angelo celebrated his 20th birthday yesterday, to make the occasion unforgatble we beat him up and froze his nuts for him ( bb sources say he got only 1, not confirmed though) . We also cracked the the ice on his balls. Pictures below will explain everything........

After all that nut cracking, we celebrated the birthday at blah blah blah

writer's comment: yeah i know...........blah blah blah is actualy a hangout joint.

Again.....please refer to pictures below for more detail.

BB angelo would like to thank every1 who wished him.... the rest of u can fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

writer's comment: angelo didnt say that... i did.

Finaly somethin that happend today

Since all celebrations need a closing ceremony, we gave angelo a special one. Angelo woke up to a fire cracker lit up in his room. we tried to place four of em on the windows but since the owner of the house was around, we took the party indoors. and yeah it did work. The fucked up basturd was freaked out when he woke up........."sad" (just like he would say it)....... Dw he is alive, we didnt kill him...it was just a wake up blast.

ermm.......ermmmm

fuck!!!!!!........ i ran out of shit to write about.........

oh hold up.....one more thing...

Nicky's Birthday

BB (minus one... the new guy we hired) went to Top spot to celebrate nicky's b'day. Lets the pictures do the talking.....(again, ur stupidity.............the picture will show u wot happend...faggots!!!!)

team BB with nicky

Thanks for inviting us (thanks kitty for inviting us)

writer's notice: according to bb sources, we got some new shit happenin, which will be mentioned in future posts.

a regular sunday

2008-08-31T13:14:00.000-07:00

today Team BB minus shaveen played futsal against bangali mangalis. this particular match did not include any yellow people......therefore it was more interesting.

writer's comment: no offence beijing fuckers but today's match was a brown brother thing

there were about 10-15 bangali mangalis there today.....some young, some old, some really old and some retarded ppl.

guess who's the retard in this picture! i don't want to mention any names but i'll give u a hint....he is standing in the middle!

all bengali brothers (RESPECT)

BB hasan acquired this injury during the match. he was pushed from behind by another mangali bangali brother!! tsk tsk!

later on Team BB plus kenneth went to watch a movie....BABYLON AD. All we can say abt the movie is that it was fucking confusing.

dayana th acting like a retard as usual

Team BB plus kenneth

afterwards team BB headed to their second home (mcD). At one point BB kasun wanted to go to 7 eleven but he was afraid to go alone......team BB found out later why he was afraid to go. According to BB sources, BB kasun had an awkward incident with a taxi driver bak in abu dhabi........after that, whenever he wants to go out alone, 3 words pop up in his head: SEEDHA, JAYEGA, and JALDI. when he is reminded of these 3 words, he can't find the courage in him to go out alone.

boooring saturday!!!

2008-08-30T12:45:00.000-07:00

unfortunately......none of us went clubbing tonite. One of the main reasons not to go was that no one felt like it (except BB angelo and BB chirath who never seem to get tired of it), another reason was that team BB plus liew ming plus milton minus BB shaveen went to watch the merdeka celebrations. Well, their intention was to watch merdeka celabration fireworks but the idiots were at the riverside while all the fireworks and everything was happening somewhere else.....what a bunch of idiots!!! Team BB just ended up chilling at the riverside like a bunch of jobless fuckers!

looking stoned as usual!

we saw this in at one of the banks on the way to riverside. BB angelo and BB tausif were really proud because the one in the middle is their currency (RESPECT!!)

After sticking around at the riverside like hobos, Team BB and liew ming and milton met up with a bunch of bengali mangalis. Afterwards BB tausif and BB angelo went with them to travilion while BB chirath, milton and liew ming went home. that's all

Friday!!

2008-08-29T12:56:00.000-07:00

The day started off just like a typical day in kuching.......it was like fucking monsoon in the morning and it was sunny just a few hours later! (how fucked up is that?)

After classes team BB went with WONG CHING HUNG (yellow green red) to do some shopping. Team BB purchased a guitar. The main reason behind this purchase is not to learn........its just that the house is foo fucking boring and the guitar was bought for a little entertainment......SAD!!!

After purchasing the guitar BB angelo went to purchase a shoe. BB Angelo took such a long time that BB shaveen, Tausif and traffic light (WONG CHING HUNG) got pissed off and went to kfc. BB angelo finally ended up buying this

This was bought just to kick some non-mangali ass!

Afterwards team BB went to play futsal on top of the carpark in swinburne. BB shaveen and BB tausif didn't play. We played with supposedly fellow brown brothers (but they are fairer than us......less RESPECT!!!!).

The cocky pakistanis

The mangalis and traffic light

BB sources that that most of the pakistani's have some screws loose in their heads. We ended up losing the match.

At night team BB headed to MCD as usual. There, BB abdullah met his rival. In abdullah's words, he is a "good guy"

writer's comment: BB abdullah only knew that he was a good guy after he shook his 'hand'!! BB sources say that he might have shook sumthing else by mistake!

Notice the tension in the middle!

this guy enjioying his first BIG MAC ever!!.......SAD!!!

RANDOM!!

2008-08-28T11:11:00.000-07:00

k, started off with swin shit again, as usual. gettin fuckin sick of that shit hole ( swinburne sarawak). Talkin about that shit hole, they got this good lookin lecture hall that looks pimped up with big speakers, projector, and some fancy shit on the wall to enhance the sound quality in the hall and also extra comfy seats. btw they call it the lecture theatre ( who the fuck cares). so yeah the point i'm tryin to get here after sayin all that crap above is, IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

If ur wondering y such a heavenly place sucks, check this out

That is a broken seat. yep u guessed it. CHEAP SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!. But BB sources say that the reason for the broken seat was this dude (the picture below)

The guy with the glasses. Officialy known by BB as BORNEO RETARD, cos he is one fucked up dude (kinda feel sorry for this mama's boy, but dont give a shit about it). On a serious note, this guy was probably home skooled and had to put up with a fucked up hardcore military regime at home, he is way too polite when he speaks (excuse me, pardon etc etc are the polite words used by this faggot) he even gets permission from the tutor to go the " TANDAS '" now thats seriously FUCKED UP, go back to skool boi cos u aint fit for uni

writers comment: I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!

Another writer's comment: If u know stephanie kho hui ting (long name for a beijing eh), then read the next part, and if possible read it it like she would say it (a.k.a speak like her).

Theam (Team) BB (Angelo,Hasan & Shaveen) wenth to watch a movie (death race) meh, they meth(now stop thinkin bout drugs, its just MET) up with step & kitthy after the movie bah. Initialy they were suppse to meet up b4 the movie, but everything was last minute lah.

writers comment: the way she speaks is fuckin hard to write, so i'll just stop there. But anyway thanx alot steph for the lift back home :)

more random stuff.........

Team BB went for dinner yesterday, but since rasa rasa is having problems and shaveen being disable and cant walk around much they had to go for burgers (not Mc D, but the dude makin them near rasa rasa). the worst part is we had to wait for an hour to get our food, and the best part is we got the seats.

Thanks to us (we ordered 11 burgers:P)

Made the beijings/malays stand for this one aswell.

this one is completely random............

we forgot to mention bout our swinburne relay runner.

writer's comment: sorry buddy, saw ur picture after everythin was done.

so yeah, this picture was taken after the olympics was done.

This is swinburne's own relay runner BORNEO RETARD

writer's comment: Hey fucker, the olympics is over, where do u think ur running to? and wots that torch in your hand??????

FUCKED UP!!!!

2008-08-24T11:18:00.000-07:00

The mangali brothers (minus one) found it hard to survive at the brown and yellow unity house

writers comment: yes i have to say this at the start. my ass cheeks are more united than the fuckin unity house

things took a turn for the worst when mangali hunter (a.k.a hawaian wanna be beijing bitch from JB) [no names mentioned for BB safety] expressed his feelings bout OUR PPL (minus the labourer looking fellows) when he started his own blog. the address is on the right hand side.

hold up, the writer lost the plot

oh yeah, the main point was shaveen is back( totaly disabled) (probably a curse by the beijing* ppl he dissed)

writer's comment: he gets free parking, and priority at shit hole# lift, ummmmm oh yeah and sympathy from hotties at shit hole#. (RESPECT)

* beijing refers to chinese ppl (no offence fellow chinese friends, but seriously u GUYS* freak us out)

* GUYS refers to guys/she males* ( dont get it? then u r a beijing guy)

* no matter how much u try to be a woman and get free shit on ladies nite, u're still considered a man. oh wait thats y its she MALE, dont u faggots get it???????

# if u forgot wot shithole is, it refers to swinburne sarawak which had a lousy opening ceremony the day b4 yesterday (bb sources say this was due to lack of brown brother involvement)

writers comment: save shaveen and make him feel good call his toll free number 0168724658 (only hotties, if u're one piece of worthless shit, dont even bother calling)

p.s : hotties reffers to hot "girls" only. no she males, no guys, no 1 below 6 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Below are picture of shaveen tryin to walk and few other random stuff

notice how we cut out the non brown guy from the picture.

Tausif and chirath looks extra mangalically brown in the picture (more RESPECT)

racism in effect

writers comment: look how far milton is standing from us. FUCKIN RACIST BASTARD ( milton we still love u) . oh btw since we saw in a book that the beijings were sittin and the brownies were standing, we made the beijing boy stand for this one. (RESPECT)

Since shaveen is back, team bb decided to take him out for dinner at his home (Mc D) (btw this is one of his houses, others would include: wine n liquor, soho ( this place is fucked), core ( this rocks) etc etc.) unfortunately like all his plans it back fired again

writers comment: when his plans back fire, trust us, its does so in a colossal level ( sorry if the spelling is wrong), oh btw if u non brown faggots dont understand wot colossal is look it up in ur english 2 wotever dictionary.

so talkin bout back fire, he had to pay for the whole dinner.

Team BB (minus BB tausif, for once BB angelo is in the picture )

writer's comment: happy now angelo?

OK ON A SERIOUS NOTE:

Dear Beijing fuckers/ non brown ppl

dont take wotever we said in the wrong way, it was just part of a very twisted joke (for us)
so no offence. Specialy u milton, we care bout u ( this mite sound gay, BUT ITS NOT)

writers comment : we are straight guys. sorry faggots (specialy BB faggots and mil << read this backwards

SAD DAY FOR SHAVEEN!!

2008-08-23T11:26:00.000-07:00

dear ppl......today our fellow mangali brother shaveen went through surgery because he had a torn ligament. Please pray for him.....in the meantime....here are some funny pics!:P

hahahhahahhah.......SAD!!!!

Unfortunately......me(angelo) and tausif couldn't go with shaveen to the hospital in the morning because we had to volunteer for the bullshit opening ceremony!!!:@ some pics:

all mangali brothers (bangladeshis)

great success!:P

we all went to watch a movie tonite.....too bad that we couldn't go clubbing!!:( damn!!! the name of the movie was death race. it was kind of a video game kinda movie but it ain't that bad!

gtg now.....blogging doesn't feel the same without panda. we don't have the dissing skills like him!! at least he'll be back tomorrow.

ALL ABOUT PROFESSOR M.

2008-08-22T10:38:00.001-07:00

THE PROFESSOR!!!

First of all......if u're wondering what the 'M' in the title stands for, its mangali!
Don't feel like writing much....let the pictures do the talking. Oh and since this is a special occasion, the dissing will be kept to a minimum.

LAST NITE AT 12 am AT THE HOSTEL

We all chilled out the whole day. At nite we went to westwood to eat. 'WE' here includes the brown brothers (shaveen, tausif, hasan, chirath and angelo), the beijing boys (alex, kenneth, lim), liew ming sang, stephanie, shirley, michelle, joyce, chaityng and yvonne (i donno if the spelling is correct). Here are some pics.

ALL THE MANGALIS ON ONE SIDE AND THE CHINESE PPL ON THE OTHER SIDE:P

PUNG CHUNG GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CAKE:@

THE MANGALIS MINUS ANGELO (as usual coz he's the one taking the pics)

PROFESSOR'S GIFTS:

FROM TAUSIF AND ANGELO:D

FROM SHIRLEY, MICHELLE AND JOYCE AND THE BARBIE IS FROM LIM!!
(we don't expect anything else from him)

WHILE ALL THE ACTION WAS GOING ON, THE IDIOT ALIEN WAS SLEEPING FOR HALF THE DAY!

writer's comment: tsk tsk!!!

It's been a great day, but unfortunately........we couldn't beat up the professor because everyone respects him too much!! DAMNIT!!! well......there's always next year!

That's about it. Once again....HAPPY BIRTHDAY HASAN!!

Ummmmmm................ no idea

2008-08-21T09:58:00.000-07:00

BRRATHERR!!!!

This has to be the best lecture in swinburne. BIS ( business information system) if said in the brather's accent it sounds like this ( beezness yi-enformation systam). oh btw if any of u need to e-ma-il him please do so, please shaaaaaarrrr (share) yourrr thought through online, oh and one more thing, he shops on amaze - on ( say it like ur sayin amazing). Below is a picture of the brratherr.

and below is fellow brown brother shaveen and liew ming ( liew ming is asleep btw) .

After lectures we went to kuching specialist because fellow brownie shaveen needed to get his ankle checked up. He acquired this injury 3 weeks ago and sadly, the injury kept on repeating itself every week on the same ankle on 3 consecutive fridays. He didn't get it checked up because he couldn't find a brown doctor. Luckily, today he found a yellow doctor who respects brown brothers! Plus the doctor works in a hospital which is affiliated with a brown brother hospital! (RESPECT).

Brownie shaveen outside kuching specialist (RESPECT)

Brownie Hasan checking his weight at the doctor's office.

The brownies minus angelo (who was taking the picture as usual)

P/S: Thanks shirley for driving us around.

Random shit that does not fit under a topic:

Samiur (our very own WALL-E the mangali version)

Here is EEEEVA (WALL-E's girlfriend). if u don't understand what's on top of the E in the picture, its an infinity sign.

Fellow brownie after being defeated by sleep.

Writers Comment: NOT SUPRISED!!!!!!!! happens everyday

Thats kaSUN ( u know wot to do) for those who dont (emphasize........), his full name is Instant Messenger dayana-tha kaSUN ra-jeee-tha.

Untitled ( Too much shit happend for us to give a title)

2008-08-20T10:05:00.000-07:00

Another Day at the library

Seriously, the library is kind of a cool place to hangout/ study or hangout while studying <<< ( this works for us btw) and its seriously effective. The shity part bout the books at the library is, we got to figure out where the books are instead of a lookin up for the book on a pc or wotever thats better than us tryin to locate it. ITS FUCKIN ANNOYING!!!!!! Oh btw, we found out that some ppl at swinburne got access to some realy good stuff. dont know where they smoke this stuff in uni, but it works for them and we have seen it with our own eyes. Dancin on a chair and then runnin up and down the library(happens always) is few of the things these ppl do.
the above picture shows one of em ppl. feel sorry for that guy, probably thought she was doin that for him to see. btw brown brother sources tel us that this girl in the picture is IVANNA TING studies FOUNDATION IN BUSINESS @ SHIT HOLE ( SWINBURNE SARAWAK) [ no offence, but swinburne seriously sucks ]

She runs way too fast to be captured on cam, but u cant c the blur after she went past. Told ya this was some good shit they smoke here.

WALL-E

Speaking of good shit, the Team BB ( Team Brown Brother) took an evenin off to go watch Wall-E. Btw Wall-E is our very own ganja smokin brown brother SAMIUR (a.k.a stoner/ganjakhor). He was too busy actin in the movie so he couldnt watch it with us, we managed to get a real picture of him.

This was taken behind the scenes. He wasnt in a good mood cos he was lookin for eeeeeeeva. But ended being happy after gettin some good shit free of charge. Sorry bout the picture bro, i guess it was bad timing.

Thats team BB minus angelo who was takin the picture, couldnt trust any of the ppl at the cineplex with a camera cos we didnt c any fellow brown brothers execpt for some labourer looking brown brothers ( they cant be trusted).

Unexpected!!!!!!!!

[Team BB + liew ming] and beijing boys with shir, mic and joyce went for dinner at jalan song, we were watchin the olympics. 5000m mens sprint was on, a lot of mangalies and few whities were competing. Obvioulsy we were on the mangali side ( Team BB + Liew ming) , then something unexpected happend.

Mangalicaly brown kaSUN (emphasize........) shocked us to our core when he showed support to the whitie ( from USA) who won the sprint. We are extremely disappointed.

Writers Comment : kasun i think u should look at ur self in this picture and c if ur blackish brown or white.

But we forgive an underage mangalicaly brown brother......he has much to learn.

Bored Shitless!!!!

2008-08-19T09:15:00.000-07:00

Wot a fuckin borin day. So bored that shaveen and angelo decided to go to the library and get a head start on studies while tausif was battlin it out with sleep to stay awake, but gave into sleep within seconds. Not suprised, this battle happens almost everday even durin lectures. thats how fucked up things are for him. So at the library shaveen started off with O & M while listenin to fellow mangalicaly brown ka "SUN" <<< ( emphasize on the sun, its pronounced soo-n , just minus one o). so yeah. Wot waste of a library seat. Fellow brownie angelo lost his battle with sleep, and this made the rest of us feel sleepy. But then studyin at the library has its privileges. For instance a hottie who wants to study ( btw she mite be pretending to study so that the guys who are pretending /actually studying will check her out). So yeah it was worth it. Seriously worth it. Oh btw on a personal note, swinburne has a lot of hotties this sem compared to last sems crap, or maybe its just the new building that makes everything and every1 look good.

Btw this is not the actual picture, this is just a zoom. the actual picture is below.

C wot i mean. Oh btw thats fellow mangalicaly brown kaSUN ( emphasize............), oh and just realized kaSUN is the one checkin her out. hahahahahahah.

BTW IF ANY OF U KNOW THAT CHICK PLEASE LET US KNOW. PLEASE LEAVE THE INFO ON THE RIGHT. THANKS ALOT.

WASSUP!

2008-08-18T22:41:00.001-07:00

--THE BROWN BROTHERS--

before we start anything, we just wanna mention that that name of the blog was supposed to be brownbrothers.blogspot.com, but unfortunately due to unavoidable circumstances and some idiot stealing our intended blog name, we have to stick to mangalibrothers.blogspot.com although we're not mangali......we're brown! btw if u are reading this please look forward to being DISSED!!!!!!

since we started this today and its cloudy outside (typical fucked up kuching weather) there wont be much happenin today. unless sm1 or a fellow brown brother comes up with a genius plan.

thnx.

P/S......special thanks to Stephanie Kho Hui Ting for helping us start the blog....otherwise we would have no idea what to do! so.... THANKS!!